Porn these days is getting more and more professional – lights, camera, action – the performers are becoming more professional, and also a lot more mechanical sadly. So what to do? Where do you go when you want something raw, something that feels real?
Well, here comes Wifebucket! Amateur galore, real people, real sex, real wives with real bodies – actually enjoying some real fucking. Wifebucket is raw, the videos and photos are submitted by people around the net, that truly wants to share with the masturbating public – that being you and me. Everything from MILF’s over 40, interracial, swingers, before and after photos, even the exotic arab category is to be found at Wifebucket – there is truly something for everyone that enjoys men and women that could be your hot next door neighbour. There’s a reason Wifebucket is the number 1 most visited wife website on the internet, people.
Right now Wifebucket is sitting on 3,000+ videos and 130,000+ photos, all of them 100% user submitted! And the site is updated every single day with sexy fresh hand selected material for your self-gratifying pleasure.
My personal favorites on the site, is the many photos of lovely ladies getting their faces painted with thick, hot dick juice. Or the tons of videos, where wives are screaming in lust, as huge cocks fuck their wet, tight holes into orbit, as the ladies reach orgasmic black holes.
Now my advise to you is; go check out the site, take the free tour and find your personal favorite wives – maybe you’ll end up feeling a little adventurous and then submitting your own salty sex rump(?).
Cammy Palin is the feisty, sexy chick that curates this hotbed of horny honeys. One night I got wasted and mailed her a bunch of questions, in high hopes of her joining me for some webcam carnal fun. Unfortunately she was sober and not desperate enough … But she did answer my questions and you get to read them here, and just maybe get to know her little bit better.
Story-Lab: Cammy Palin, how did a nice girl like you end up in porn?
Cammy Palin: I find this question totally inappropriate. Why does society think that only ”bad girls” have a place in porn? I’m pretty sure that this is discriminative.
Story-Lab: Any relation to that freak from Alaska?
Cammy Palin: Sarah from Alaska shot the mother bear who was taking care of me when my father left me in the woods. Long story short - Mowgli was his favorite superhero. He tried to find some wolves and talk them into raising me but they were very uncooperative and ate him. So, I ended up with a bear for a mother. So, yeah, I’m related somehow to Sarah Palin.
Story-Lab: Are you DTF?
Cammy Palin: It depends on who’s there to provide the F.
Story-Lab: Wifebucket, tell what us the site is all about?
Cammy Palin: Duh. As the name implies, it’s all about buckets hand-made by wives. We tapped strongly in the Mormon and Amish market and we are now looking to expand. As an addition, the site also shows said women totally naked and performing heinous sexual acts. Basically, if you are a MILF wife who can either make beautiful buckets by hand OR is willing to send us her naked pics - you have a place in the Wifebucket family.
Story-Lab: Why should I make Wifebucket my site of choice when I need to bust a nut?
Cammy Palin: Please don’t. You need diversity. Wifebucket has nothing but amateur MILFs and I would find it disturbing if you only bust that nut to us. Also, we have enough pics and vids for over 35,000 acts of self-loving (how I calculated this is a company secret) and you might damage yourself in the process.
Story-Lab: How has working in porn been treating you so far?
Cammy Palin: Awfully. I find it harder and harder to get a wettie. It’s like being a kid in the 80s and now - back then, you only needed a sideboob for a serious 2-hour-long hard-on and now it takes at least a German bondage video to get mildly aroused.
Story-Lab: Sex, what’s not to like about it?
Cammy Palin: There’s nothing NOT to like about sex. The hard part comes when it’s over and you don’t know what to do. Smoke? Cuddle? Leave? Bury the body? Choices, choices…
Story-Lab: Will we ever see you naked on the internets Ms. Palin?
Cammy Palin: You should check your facts better. Or google for ”Sarah Copafeel”
Story-Lab: Tell me what makes a MILF?
Cammy Palin: Two indisputable facts must exist at the same time and in the same place - you have to be over 30 years of age and there must be at least 2 younger guys who want to fuck you.
Story-Lab: Can people submit their own videos and photos to Wifebucket? How would they goabout it?
Cammy Palin: If people don’t submit their homemade sex tapes to me, there would be no Wifebucket at all. Everything inside the site was sent by our members and visitors. Send us your stuff and we’ll give you a free membership and make sure that most of the internet fappers get to know you intimately.
Story-Lab: Ever masturbate at work?
Cammy Palin: I’m required by my contract to do it at least 3 times a day. Otherwise, it is considered that I’m not fully engaged in the work process and am threatened by fines and/ or firing.
Story-Lab: What kind of porn do you like to get of too? Girl-on-Girl, anal, facials?
Cammy Palin: This depends on what day of the week it is with a small adjustment measured by how many beers I’ve had. I am known for getting off to an Iron Man trailer so you do the math. It’s a safe bet to say that amateur swingers and amateur threesomes have the highest chance of making me go down on myself - luckily, there are lots of those at Wifebucket. My boss considers this a bonus so I get no sick days.
Story-Lab: Social media, how big a role does it play in porn these days?
Cammy Palin: Fuck if I know. I just post on Twitter so that I don’t have to do real work but my boss thinks that it’s good for spreading the Wifebucket word around. I let her have her dreams and we’re all happy.
Story-Lab: Is there such a thing as watching too much porn?
Cammy Palin: Porn is the only thing in the world which we can’t get enough of. There’s always someone somewhere fapping to something - and this gives me much faith in humanity. The government may take our freedom, our civil rights, our choices - but the man is wise enough not to touch our porn. I think that it was Thomas Jefferson who said that “All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to stop watching internet porn“. Or was it someone else? Anyway, you get the idea.
Story-Lab: Most embarrassing sex-story? Go!
Cammy Palin: I am having this filmed as a reality show and can’t really go into details but one of the stories would include me, lots of beers, a sexy couple, moaning sounds behind the night club, sirens, lights, and me calling ”shotgun” when the cops started pulling me to the squad car. They still put me in the back, though.
Story-Lab: What does one get when entering Wifebucket?
Cammy Palin: It depends on whether I managed to get the site down again or not. I’m kidding - well, not really but it only happened like 3 times. OK, 10 times. Luckily for the 40,000 members, our script ninja Brett is always around to spank me for being a bad girl and to fix it. But, back to your original question - well, you get to see whatever our members sent us. Pics, videos, more pics, some more videos, etc. What I can guarantee though is that everything is homemade and MILF-y. Cross my heart.
Story-Lab: What’s going on with Wifebucket in the coming months?
Cammy Palin: I guess the usual - more updates and more work for me. Also, we have started re-working the member area to include streaming videos, tags, a search function and whatnot. If you ask me, the site is perfect as it is but Brett wants to play with scripts and my boss lets him - so I guess there will be some serious changes.
Story-Lab: Gimme’ all your links! Website, Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr and phone number.
Cammy Palin: I think I have more profiles but I can’t remember them now. These are the ones I keep updated the most.
This piece will also be posted on Whack! Magazine.